First Former Black Co-President Bill Clinton To Take The Stage Tonight — Will He Behave?

Buried down somewhere under hundreds of words of pontification, Maureen Dowd, in her New York Times Op-Ed piece today, Ms. Dowd eventually mentions our former co-president will be taking the stage tonight, and Barry Obama has finally given in, deciding to “allow” the Bill Clinton to speak on any topic he wishes. In the name of “party unity”, THIS blogger is hoping he will finally take the opportunity to point out the little-known fact he was, indeed, RAPED by Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office — it’s time for the truth to be known for once and for all, folks. I was once raped in nearly the same manner, only there were no cigars involved — stained dress? Perhaps. Cigars? No Siree-BOB — I smoke Marlboro Lites, thank you very much.

We’ll see, I suppose…

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Clintonistas So Willing To Cling To Their Utopic Dream Of A Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Monarchy, Are Advocating Voting For Anti-Choice, Anti-Small Business, Anti-Middle Class Candidate, Señor “Panama” John Sidney McCain At Denver, Colorado’s DNC Convention…

“We’re gonna show HIM” (Barry Hussein Obama) say the feministas…

CHARLES DARWIN REIGNS SUPREME IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Angry Clinton supporters toast McCain, roast Obama

By Ed Hornick

DENVER, Colorado (CNN) – The last place Kathy Archuleta could have ever imagined she’d spend the first night of the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado, was at a happy hour sponsored by the Republican Party.

But the 54-year-old Democrat joined several other Hillary Clinton supporters, along with volunteers and officials from John McCain’s campaign, at a Happy Hour for Hillary.

The event, sponsored by the Republican National Committee (”RNC” for acronym lovers) and approved by the McCain campaign, was a chance for McCain and Clinton supporters to come together for one cause: their opposition to Barack Obama’s candidacy. …”

Okay, folks — let’s sort through this one. Even his lovely wife, Michelle Obama, admitted in her speech last night at the Denver, Colorado DNC Convention that her “hubby” has a “funny-sounding name” (Source: Time). In fact, that MIGHT have been the “hidden message” buried within her otherwise, [Cough] electrifying speech.

The bottom line: Hillary Clinton; perhaps EAGER to shake the feds off of her’s and Bill’s trail in the wake of their recently BOTCHED Obama assination attempt, are openly-dismissing the implications behind the Mayan Calendar’s ABRUPT ending of December 21st, 2012.

I suppose this a another long-winded post in a series of many to suggest that PERHAPS… just PERHAPS… America’s “First Black Co-Presidents Clinton” aren’t quite READY to embrace America’s first BLACK-black president yet. And hey — that’s not necessarily “rare” in their mutual home state of Deliverance Arkansas after all…

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Thus Far, Law Enforcement Sees No Clear Link Between Bumbling, “Would-Be” Murderers Of Barack Obama In Colorado And Hillary Clinton, Who Has Gone On The Record To “Suggest” Something Like This Might Be In The Works Months Ago…

Wow, what a bunch of IDIOTS these so-called “would be” Obama assasins are. The cops bust one of them driving around with rifles, flak vests, drugs and what have you and these guys don’t even PRETEND to be innocent. “We can’t have a black guy in office“, they tell reporters (Source: CBS4denver.Com) from behind the bars of their new home with some roommate named “Bubba”. Good riddance (from society); Darwin triumphs again, folks — looks like this “white supremacy” stuff isn’t all it’s cracked up to be after all. If this is an example of “supreme white blood” in action, I guess I’m Blessed to have been born a “Heinz Fifty-Seven”; seems my “shelf-life” is a good bit longer than these YAY-HOOS‘.

Developing…

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… But Whether That “Hatchet” Will Be Buried Squarely Into Barack Obama’s Back Or Beneath The Ground Remains To Be Determined At DNC Convention

Howard Wolfson of The New Republic is going out of his way to offer many creative butt-smooching suggestions to the Obama Campaign on how to go about pleasing the “First Two Former black Co-Presidents Clinton” in order to help fix the “Party Unity My Achin’…” (”PUMA” for acronym lovers) problem in Democrat-Ville, U.S.A. His article is entitled “Smothering the Hatchet” but it might as well be called “Smooching The Pasty White Butts Of The Clinton-Clinton Machine” as far as I am concerned.

To the DNC’s Obama protesters, I would suggest you all get behind Barack Obama and regroup for 2012. [Psst -- secret reminder for readers -- no Clinton Monarchy supporters allowed to read this message: Remember, the Mayan Calendar fails to take us into 2013, so we're gonna be alright here. A hearty WINK]

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And now for my personal roundup:

Many In The Mainstream Media Are Predicting The McCain Housing Gaffe To Spell The End, But For Barack Obama — NOT Señor McCain…

Frankly, I’m going to have to agree with Time’s Mark Halperin on this one (Source: Ben of Think Progress). The fact that Panama John McCain has forgotten how many houses he owns reflects quite badly upon Barry Obama, who can, without hesitation, tell you he and his spouse, Michelle, own just one home.

So, see — it could happen to anybody. And I agree with Halperin — for Barry Obama to just jump right on out there with the answer (i.e., “just one house”) — I’ll just say it again; it reflects quite poorly upon the Senator from Illinios. It was almost as if he was making fun of the old codger from Panama and it clearly demonstrates a troubling, “insensitive” side to the man. NOT GOOD, Senator Obama… not good at all, Sir.

Last but not least, let’s get back to that “trick question” comment I had made earlier. Remember not so very long ago during the Bill Clinton -slash- Monica Lewisky scandal, how the Right had tried to trick President Clinton into accepting the guilt for Ms. Lewinsky’s raping of him in the Oval Office? “It depends on what the definition of is IS”, the president told the courts and rightfully SO. The point is, Señor McCain had a DUTY to pause before answering, because folks — there are so many definitions of the word “House” out there, it isn’t even funny. If you clicked upon the courtesy link I just provided you; you can find you, TOO might just own a ton of houses as well. Just something to think about, folks.

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Heads UP, Everybody — “THE” Guy With “THE BLOG” Has Finally Weighed In On Obama’s Veep Choice, Joe Biden…

Alright, let’s get THIS part out of the way FIRST: World-famous NEOCON, Bill Kristol of The Weekly Standard has a BLOG. Not only “A” blog, but “THE BLOG”.

From [William Kristol's] “THE blog“:

“… So Hillary Clinton gets about 18 million votes in 2008, and isn’t even considered for–she apparently isn’t even given the courtesy of being consulted–the vice presidential pick. Joe Biden manages to persuade a few thousand (if that) Iowans to support him. And Barack Obama selects Biden? Normally, if the VP pick came from that year’s presidential field, it’s the runner-up (Kerry-Edwards in 2004, Reagan-Bush in 1980, Stevenson-Kefauver in 1956). (Lyndon Johnson in 1960 hadn’t entered the primaries.) And Biden wasn’t even the third most successful candidate this year (hi, John Edwards!), or fourth (Bill Richardson, I suppose), or fifth (Dennis Kucinich!). …”

So — let me get this straight: Bill Kristol is TORQUED off that Barack Obama failed to choose the now-world-famous adulterer, John Edwards over Joe Biden? And, Bill Kristol is even MORE disappointed in the fact Barry O-Bomber didn’t even bother to send a text message to the woman who once called for Obama’s assination, Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton? Folks — that is PRECISELY why Billy-Beer’sBoy’s blog is called, appropriately (of COURSE): “THE BLOG“…

And friends, we thank the Neoconservative movement for following the footsteps of Mister Bill Kristol and the rest of his Neocon buddies and buddettes for rallying together to show us “wannabe bloggers” what a “REAL” ["The"] BLOG should look like…

Barry Obama Says “No More Mister Nice Guy” By Naming World-Famous Hatchet-Guy And Zinger-Slinger Joseph Biden As His Running Mate

First things first — my apologies to our devoted readers for getting the Obama veep pick wrong not just once, but twice. It turns out neither the esteemed Louisiana Congressman William “Dollar Bill” Jefferson, Jr. or former President Bill Clinton were chosen by the Obama team after all as I had predicted over the last few days. Nope — shockingly, the Senator from Illinois has chosen the gritty, hard-hitting Senator from Delaware to be his running mate (Source: The New York Times) and I couldn’t be more delighted — the man has written the book on “pithy” soundbites and this pick guarantees many more entertaining quotes are coming our way over the coming weeks.

Sit back, grab the popcorn, buckle the seatbelts, and enjoy the ride, folks. Since we’ve already lost our country to the Oligarchs and I’m ready to concede that point, I’m going to simply choose to have fun with this one. After all, let us not forget the Mayan Calendar ends on December 21st, 2012 anyway so what in the heck does it matter at this point?

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And now for my personal “faves” from the political Blogospheres this morning:

My close personal friend Matthew O’Keefe of Papamoka Straight Talk (Left) has two words (buried, of course, within hundreds of insightful words as always) — “EXCELLENT CHOICE!“; Ed Morrissey of Hot Air (Right) is P.O.’d that he didn’t get his text message at a decent hour of the day; Richard Silverstein of The Huffington Post (Left) isn’t happy with Obama’s pick either — essentially says Biden’s an idiot; TalkLeft’s Jeralyn — “What a disappointing choice.“; Democrat Taylor Marsh is quite pleased with the choice; Michelle Malkin (Right — FAR Right) points out the fact that Joe Biden started off his veepness by lying to everybody; Carl of The Reaction (Left) delves into the controversial nature of the pick; ALTHOUSE (Moderate Right) says Biden’s a “good guy” but she lost a bet to one of her friends on this one; James Joyner of Outside The Beltway (Moderate Right) shares my enthusiasm for Biden’s sure-to-come zingers; Our good friend Kyle E. Moore of Comments From Left Field points out the positives — i.e., at least Biden’s not an adulterer like John Kerry’s guy Edwards or Al Gore’s guy Joe Lieberman; Deb Cupples of Buck Naked Politics (Left) is somewhat hesitant but also looks forward to some fresh new Biden “slingers” as well; Our friend Pamela Leavey from The Democratic Daily is delighted with the pick; Our buddies over at Drudge Retort (Left) are having a field day as always; Turkana of The Left Coaster (Nice roundup there, too, by the way) supports the ticket but doesn’t see much “change” in the future with this pick…

Hillary “Livid” That She Signed Up For Barack Obama’s Veep Announcment (”text VP to 62262“) And Hasn’t Received her “CLINTON” Text Yet

As the entire free world awaits, some impatiently, for Barack Obama’s Official text message, Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton clings to the hope the incoming message will not only hurry up and arrive, but will read “CLINTON“ (Source: The Politico’s Mike Allen).

However; I will stick to my guns on the latter “VeepStakes” choice — the one I chose for Panama John McCain — Mark Foley. Just remember, it takes a BIG man to admit he is wrong, and I do look forward to the Bill Clinton - Barack Obama versus Señor McCain - Mark Foley debates in the coming months. And my heart goes out to both “Dollar Bill” and Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton whom I am sure hang onto my every word on this website for any false hopes I might have given them.

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Panama John Owns So Many Houses, He Can’t Even Remember How MANY He Owns — Selective Memory Or Memory Loss Due To Age?

In so many ways, John McCain epitomizes “The American Dream”, much in the same way “Kah-Lee-Fone-Yah” Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger does. In Arnold’s case, however; he was born in the modern nation of Germany, later to migrate to the United States and yeah, we all know the rest of the story. What makes John McCain’s even more unique than his successful immigrant counterpart, Governor Schwarzenneger, is the fact the Senator “from” Arizona was born in the rolling hills of the gorgeous, but third-world countryside of Panama, later to migrate here to eventually become one of our genuine war heros in real life versus on television, as is the case of the Governor of “Kah-Lee-Fone-Yah”.

His campaign’s retort to his MUCH younger rival’s “Yukking it up” over his Senior Citizen rival’s memory loss:

… “We’re delighted to have a real estate debate with Barack Obama,” said spokesman Brian Rogers, adding that the press should focus on Obama’s house. “It’s a frickin’ mansion. …”

Now, be it far from MOI to jump into the feeding frenzy with my shameful fellow Lefties in the Blogosphere, but it WOULD be interesting to learn how many square feet of living space each man holds title to, wouldn’t it? Or is it just me? For example, if Barry Obama owns a 40,000 square foot mansion but Señor McCain owns twenty 6,000 square foot “modest” homes… or even the entire City of Scottsdale for that matter… NOPE — I’m NOT going to fall into that trap, folks. I’m better than that. My sincerest apologies for even “going there” in the first place.

We’ll see how “funny” you all think it is when the day (God forbid) comes when YOU forget how many mansions, plush homes, GRASS HUTS with satellite dishes portruding from their leaky roofs — whatever — YOU own. It’s all fun and games until somebody gets their eye poked out, my mother used to say. There comes a time to give credit where credit’s due and put the poly-tix aside.

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And now, for my Blogosphere roundup — my “personal faves” on the topic today: The Anonymous Liberal is calling it “The Best Gaffe Ever“; Kathy of Comments From Left Field is claiming this only goes to show you how “out of touch” Señor McCain really is; The commentators at the Drudge Retort set the record straight — as always; Turkana of The Left Coaster goes on a MAJOR RANT; SilentPatriot of Crooks and Liars also jumps on the “I despise decrepit old folks with alzheimers” bandwagon by taking the ULTIMATE “cheap shot”: “… millions of Americans are at risk of losing their one and only home …”; and — my “Twin Brutha From Anutha Mutha“, Matthew O’Keefe of Papamoka Straight Talk, airs his “sour grapes” in pointing out that Señor McCain might only have thirty-or-so houses in his NAME, his [ahem, SECOND] wife, Cindy, might own tens of thousands of houses (or more, even); Liberal Values’ Ron Chusid, taking the “Moral High Road”, setting the bar HIGH for his and our fellow Liberals, could not care LESS about how many houses the wealthy real estate mogul “Maveric” Republican owns…

And now for the (Rightfully, I might add) “offended” Righty bloggers: Marc Ambinder of The Atlantic is quick to point out the fact the Obamites have discovered a new plan of attack based upon the McCain gaffe; My friend William Teach of Stop The ACLU (and Pirate’s Cove as well) is just DARING the Obamites to “go there”; James Joyner of Outside The Beltway points out that ALL of our presidents have been out of touch elititists (my words, not his); Doctor Steven Taylor of PoliBlog not only echoes James Joyner’s sentiments; he cites tangible examples; Andrew Sullivan of The Daily Dish (The Atlantic) points out the number of houses an elitist politician owns is as important as the number of shoes one owns; The always-brilliant Don Surber of The Charleston Daily Mail is keeping score again — takes another point away from Señor McCain (McCain still leads though: 395-375)…

CORRECTION — Our friend Don Surber has replied to this post (below) and it turns out he shaved not one, but SEVEN points away from Señor McCain on his score card; one for each home he “forgot” he owned…

Hillary Clinton To Rabid Supporters Of A Potential “Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton” Monarchy: Tone Those Happy A$$es Of Yours DOWN And Go For Obama Or I’ll Be Glad To Lay Stripes On ‘Em With My Whip!

According to The Politico, they’re literally called the “Whip Team” and the team members’ specific “job” is to whip Hillary’s Royal Drones back into reality. I.E., Her Royal Highness will NOT be our Queen in ‘08, fuggitabout it; lay down those “Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton For President” signs NOW; pick up your “Barry For Prez” signs, and stop whining about your lost monarchy, thank you very much. After all, there’s always 2012 — the last year on the Mayan calendar for those Mayans amongst us who might find that to be a significant statement.

From The Crypt:

Clinton creates ‘whip team’ to quell anti-Obama protests

“… In an unusual move, Hillary Clinton’s staff is creating a 40-member “whip team” at the Denver Democratic convention to ensure that her supporters don’t engage in embarrassing anti-Obama demonstrations during the floor vote on her nomination, according to people familiar with the planning.

The team, which is being organized by longtime Clinton staffer Craig Smith, is working in conjunction with Obama’s floor organizers to help foster the image of a unified front during a roll-call process Clinton herself has described as an emotional “catharsis” for her disappointed supporters.

“If people get down there on the floor and want to start blowing kazoos and making a scene we want to make sure we’ve got people who stand in front of them with Obama signs… “

WOW. Imagine THAT. A “Nanny State” environment at an authoritarian liberal event. Who’da ever thunk it, folks? And who’da ever THUNK Sir Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton to be a stinking, Nanny State, Authoritarian liberal (Large “A” and small “L” on purpose, by the way)? Not that the RNC could ever even consider purchasing a clue in a “Clue Store” — that’s not my point here — after all; there’s never been an Authoritarian conservative (caps and lower-case on purpose again, of course) Police State they couldn’t toss their v*agra pills into the garbage over — who needs v*agra when you can play with people’s lives and move them around on your chess boards as if they are incapable of independent thought and emotions, after all?

And friends — Sir Hillary Rodham Diane Clinton’s 40-Man Assimilation Unit is yet another example of all of the above.

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